d.o.c.

been playing beach volleyball at laguna beach.  i will be calling newport beach my second home.  will be staying here more often.

been busy. 

still got love for silicon valley.  and nyc is still in the works when the venture goes auto-pilot. 

…………

call me old-school, but it’s been a while since i club-hopped to over several clubs in the city in one night.

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the truth about cats and dogs

i never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. and i never have figured out the whole venus and mars thing. i have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

for example:

one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. 

well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “i don’t feel like it, i just want you to hold me.”

i said, “WHAT??!! what was that?!”

so she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

“you’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

she responded to my puzzled look by saying, “can’t you just love me for who i am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, i went to sleep.

the very next day i opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

we went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. i walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

she couldn’t decide which one to take, so i told her we’d just buy them all.

she wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said, “let’s get a pair for each outfit.”

we went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

let me tell you… she was so excited. she must have thought i was one wave short of a shipwreck.

i started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

i think i threw her for a loop when i said, “that’s fine, honey.”

she was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “i think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

i could hardly contain myself when i blurted out, “no honey, i don’t feel like it.”

her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?”

i then said, “honey! i just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. you’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

and just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, i added, “why can’t you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy you?”

apparently i’m not having sex tonight either…. but at least that woman knows i’m smarter than her.

-taken from a friend’s posting

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i’m sorry, but i can’t stop laughing at this either…

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24 Comments on “d.o.c.”

  1. mooks_dayoo says:

    enjoy the nice weather, been good out lately.

  2. Umnenga says:

    Beach is always best

  3. decipherme1 says:

    while youre out playing beach volleyball im here in germany with my heater turned up. not fair. 😦

  4. Anonymous says:

    ryc: lol you should make some…very easy to cookup

  5. Anonymous says:

    deng.. beach volleyball at laguna…
    sounds so tv…

  6. cindee_rella says:

    hahahaha…i’m pretty sure they dont need my “help” ^.~  enough people go to these sites without me having my friends spread the word

  7. girl_smileyy says:

    hey wanna explain why its called silicon valley???

  8. KatZone says:

    hahaha that family guy video had me cracking up
    btw, what’s d.o.c.???

  9. mooks_dayoo says:

    haven’t watched xgames in a while, that’s some good entertainment

  10. badkittie says:

    haha, that Family Guy clip is funny. Peter is hilarious. ;)funny cats + dogs story too, lol.RYC: yup, tonight.

  11. thasthat says:

    entertaining entry.. haha!

  12. NYC will def be a big change.And you should definitely check out the book I’m reading. Really educates the reader about the history of Christianity and Jesus.

  13. aznsam999 says:

    there must have been a lot of white people at laguna beach

  14. PkStarburst says:

    I read the post “the truth about cats and dogs” somewhere too! I could not stop laughing.
    How was clubbing? Share pics!
    ryc, what did you think about Leona Helmsley? Did you read about how she left her dog $12M. That lucky dog, hahaha.

  15. the truth about cats and dogs…hilarious!so where exactly do you call home? silicon valley, NY, or newport beach? lol

  16. mooks_dayoo says:

    u read me like a book, yeup, that’s the reason why i wanted to become funny. lol

  17. Empyre says:

    no way man. i am totally 150% against lobbying. i think lobbyists need to be physically removed from washington and be arrested and jailed for trying to interfere with legal processes. it’s high time the rich CEOs stopped having the only say in how this country is run just because they have larger sums of money to throw around.and it’s high time our politicians stopped getting rich off this process as they’re not serving our interests but whatever bulks up their savings account.

  18. crystal_cage says:

    ryc:  i hope so too… i fear that i have lost that part of myself…
    S

  19. hahaha, i love the truth about cats and dogs bit.

  20. i think you’re just high on the cali sun!!! i envy you!!! but fall is creepin it’s way over to the eastside. scarfs, gloves, and peacoats =) i love it!
    i read that little excerpt before… funny shieett mang.

  21. Puhahaha… that was funny… “financial needs as a man”… You’re coming to NYC? RYC: Awwwww… thanks hun!

  22. jadedoll42 says:

    not fair…the beach. gettin a nice tan i bet.

  23. It will be cold when you get here! Are you willing to give up the nice beaches for snow? =)

  24. Kimbunnie says:

    Haha great post. I agree… I honestly dont think men and women will EVER fully understand each other.Blue balling the guy isnt very nice, and neither is leaving a woman with her unpaid packages.He had a point, but I would have fed him his blue balls right there.and several clubs in one night is A LOT.I can barely cover two.


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